Dan announced today, in a startling turn of events, that if he were to nap he would “sleep all night.”
The announcement came as part of a statement in response to the question, “Do you want to nap?” His full statements on the subject were,
“I don’t think I would.
if I sleep, I’ll sleep all night”
It is unclear whether Dan meant the above statements poetically or literally, and there is at time of press no word as to whether he actually wants to nap.