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I think you just explained why Pandas are so bad at being alive. “Hey Murray.” “Hi there, Shawna.” “How’s life treating you?” “Oh, you know, I’m so terribly adorable that I can’t bear to exist.” “Yeah, me too. Do you want to have sex?” “No.” “Neither do I.” For the record, both Murray and Shawna are terrible names for Pandas. Reply
Snow!? PANDAS!?
If they were eating pizza I wouldn’t need to live any longer.
I think you just explained why Pandas are so bad at being alive.
“Hey Murray.”
“Hi there, Shawna.”
“How’s life treating you?”
“Oh, you know, I’m so terribly adorable that I can’t bear to exist.”
“Yeah, me too. Do you want to have sex?”
“No.”
“Neither do I.”
For the record, both Murray and Shawna are terrible names for Pandas.