This is the best Cracked article I have ever read. I don’t usually read Cracked articles; I usually skip to the listed items, and browse for something that makes me giggle. I usually quit reading by the second page, and I’m bored by the end.
This article, however, was consistently mean and funny all the way to the very last line. If you don’t agree, I won’t hold it against you. This might strike me, and only me, just right.
Dan thought it was funny, though, so hate him also, if you don’t like this.