White Trash

  Believe it or not, this is NOT the same statue that this idiot constructed. His 26-foot tall statue, called Forever Marilyn, lowered Chicago’s already tawdry Michigan Mile for a summer. I appreciated his previous works which stood there—a three-dimensional rendition of Grant Wood’s American Gothic and then a metallic, wind-tormented King Lear—but despise the sensational […]

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Celluloidicide

David Bordwell assess the victory of the digital cinema revolution. The conversion is nearly complete. Some small theaters are doing extremely well with digital; for some, the conversion is a lateral move – unable to run first run movies due to competing screens, but business is still stable; others struggle to convert or screen 35mm; […]

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Axis of Awesome

Axis of Awesome. The first thing I saw from them was this awesome medley of four chord songs. Now, for you regular nerds out there, “Rage of Thrones.” The beard suits him.

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The Old Reader

As some of you may recall, Dogmic was created to fill a certain… void. Ladies and gentlemen, the good editors of Dogmic are not alone. The Old Reader.

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NES Cat

I cannot think of a single Cat/Legend of Zelda pun. To be honest, I never loved that game. I could get behind all the Mario iterations, but I could never really give a shit about finding Zelda. And the swords weren’t swords, they were just ray guns. That game does have the best theme song […]

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